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When in doubt, go for clout. Unable to revive his old connections with the Sedin Twins or defenseman Mattias Ohlund—despite a personal mission to Sweden—Toronto general manager Brian Burke used the first day of NHL free agency to make the Leafs tougher. He signed defenseman Mike Komisarek from the rival Montreal Canadiens, enforcer forward Colton Orr from the New York Rangers and traded skill defenseman Pavel Kubina along with minor league forward Tim Stapleton to the Atlanta Thrashers for defenseman Garnet Exelby and minor-leaguer Colin Stuart. Komisarek, Orr and Exelby represent more than 400 penalty minutes last season alone. Komisarek is the key, with 58 points last year as well as a commanding presence on the blueline to go with rookie Luke... |
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from Jason Botchford of the Vancouver Province,
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from Dave Stubbs of the Montreal Gazette,
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From Sportsnet.ca:
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![]() Two men enter. One leaves. Neither side is commenting about what went on at the meeting. But as long-time readers may have suspected, DGB spies were able to breach the security at the Heatley compound and record the discussion. What follows is the top secret transcript of the conversation. Lowe: Dany, I want to thank you for meeting with me. I know this entire situation has been difficult for you, but I really believe that after we get a chance to chat, you're going to want to be a part of the Oilers. Heatley: Hey, I'm willing to hear you out. Lowe: Now, just so I'm clear on your side of things, you're demanding a trade because... Heatley: ... because I can't spend another day in Ottawa. I'm miserable beyond any measure of human understanding. Every day I spend in Ottawa is the worst of my life, and the only joy I find is in the knowledge that every day wasted in that god forsaken town brings me one day closer to the icy relief of death. Lowe: I see. And you're not waiving your no-trade clause because... Heatley: ... all that still sounds better than spending the winter in Edmonton. Lowe: Got it. Heatley: No offence. Lowe: No, none taken. Now, I understand you've had some problems with the Ottawa media. But I just want to assure you that the reporters who cover the Oilers are some of the very best in the business. Heatley: Actually, a friend of mine used to play for the Oilers and he told me that the media there is very talented. Lowe: Oh really? And who said that? Heatley: Chris Pronger. Lowe: Right. Heatley: Veeerrry talented. Lowe: Yeah, I got it. (Cell phone rings.) I'm sorry Dany, one moment please. (Answers phone.) Hi Bryan. Yes, I'm talking to him right now. It's going well. What's that? Sure, I suppose you could say hello. Let me put you on speakerphone. Bryan Murray: HEATLEY IF YOU DON'T ACCEPT THIS TRADE SO HELP ME I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND I WILL KILL YOU WITH MY BARE HANDS AND THEN I'M GOING TO SQUAT OVER YOUR CORPSE AND TAKE A NICE LONG... (click). Lowe: Oops, he must have got disconnected. Heatley: Your cell has a speakerphone on it? Lowe: Never mind that. Heatley: Look Kevin, I just want you know that the regular season is nice. But that's not my focus. For a guy like me, the real hockey doesn't start until April and May. Lowe: Yes, absolutely, it's all about the Stanley Cup. Heatley: The what? No, I meant the world hockey championships. Lowe: Oh. Heatley: Man, I totally kick ass in that tournament. Lowe: I've heard. Heatley: I totally lit it up against Latvia this year. Their goalie had no glove. Lowe: Yeah, I hear they have some weaknesses. Heatley: No, I mean literally. He had no glove. He was using a baseball cap. I scored six goals. Lowe: Wonderful. Heatley: I tell you, as long as the game is completely meaningless, I am unstoppable. Lowe: I'll keep that in mind. Now, I've heard that you've had some problems with Cory Clouston. Heatley: Yeah, he's always singling me out. "Dany, you were out of position. Dany, you have to actually work hard. Dany, you have to come back into your own zone once or twice a game." It's like he thinks he's in charge or something. Lowe: Right. But I think you'd get along great with our new coach, Pat Quinn. I was hoping you'd get a chance to meet him tonight, but I wasn't able to get a hold of him. Heatley: Actually, he's outside. Lowe: He's what? Heatley: Right there. (Heatley points to a shadowy figure looming outside his window. The figure takes a puff from a lit cigar.) Lowe: Um... How long has he been there? Heatley: Going on three days now. Lowe: I see. (The shadowy figure points at its eyes with two fingers, then points at Heatley.) Heatley: He keeps doing that. Lowe: Hm. Heatley: Hey, wasn't Steve Tambellini going to be here? Lowe: He's in the car. We don't let him get involved with actual decisions. Heatley: Ah. Lowe: So Dany, in closing I just want to say that everyone in Edmonton is very excited about the possibility of having you aboard. Heatley: Everyone. Lowe: Absolutely everyone. (Heatley looks over to the shadowy figure in the window, who points at him and then makes a throat-slash gesture.) Lowe: Almost without exception. Heatley: Well, you've done a great job selling me on Edmonton. As soon as you leave, I'm going to call my agent and tell him to waive my no-trade. I'm going to be an Oiler! Lowe: Wow! Really? Heatley: Hey, I'm Dany Heatley. You have my word. |
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from Damien Cox of the Toronto Star,
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You have been consigned to the Abyss of Woe My eldritch war-suit is pasted with brains This empty feeling - all that remains RED WITH RAGE I abide in the pit of woe Crucified in the Abyss of Woe And for my crime, this is my time My unholy...crime The cycle of torment the pleasure of sin Licking the lap where my load must begin I rode a tide of vengeance that could never be denied Hail the crimson blur - violence has arrived! RED WITH RAGEI abide in the pit of woe Crucified in the Abyss of Woe And for my crime, this is my time My unholy crime The trail of our campaign attracted great scorn But we ventured onward through the Tundra of Tor Soon I had attracted a posse of trolls Who'd grown fat and sloppy from the roasting of souls... But we were surrounded at the Valley of Krin And it was a battle we never could win But still I hacked madly with my back to a wall Heeding the horn of my funeral call Heads leap from shoulders as they flock the mall The Butcher of Bertok, Infernal Throne Laid waste to usurpers 'till I stood all alone Ripped out guts Gouged out eyes If you kill them They will die RED WITH RAGE |
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As a "Maple Leafs" fan I must say, after understanding the fact that we aren't going to make it to the playoffs. I love the new look and work that Burke has done. Acquiring Mike Komisarek must be one of his best moves, next to drafting. Stealing Komisarek from Montreal leads to many "ups", renewing the (Habs Vs Leafs) rivalary. Also adding the American toughness that they (the Leafs) needed. Burke also acquired, Colton Orr(the enforcer), Garnet Exelby(a cheap defensive minded player) and Colin Stuart on free agent day. Trading away Pavel Kubina(5M Cap) to free up space. I love the toughness that Burke has acquired because I'm personally tired and annoyed of seeing our franchise player, (Luke Schenn) come in defense of everyone else on the roster and fighting all the fights. Luke is only 18 turning 19, although it is he playing style of hitting and fighting I don't believe he should be the only person on the entire roster doing it. I believe Burke too is tired of seeing Luke step up for the team. As much as we love to see what the great Luke Schenn has got in him, we need players that are going to be coming for Lukes back. Now having the toughness that we needed, the Leafs are going to be a better team to watch next season and going on. My thumbs up to Burke, for added the toughness our team needed and making it better for the future. |



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